Stef and Mike's boss: "Starting tomorrow, I will pair you up with Mike here."
Stef: "(laughs) Ma'am..."
Stef and Mike's boss: "Is there a problem?"
Stef: "No, that's not a problem. May I ask, why?"
Mike: "I asked."
Stef: "You did?"
Mike: "Is that cool?"
Stef: "Um... can I think about it?"
Stef and Mike's boss: "No."
Stef: "(laughing) Alright, it's very cool. It's a great idea on your part. Alright."
Stef and Mike's boss: "Okay, get out my office."
Mariana: "I didn't have time to do my hair."
Stef: "Well, it's too late now, sweetie."
Mariana: "We still have fifteen minutes."
Stef: "No, no, no. You guys have to walk to school today, we have a thing."
Mariana: "Okay, I'm not going to school with my hair like this."
Stef: "Well, then you're not going anywhere, ever again."
Brandon: "Dad kinda asked me to move in with him today.
Stef: "Well he never mentioned anything to me. I really think he should have talked to me first."
Lena: "Oh my god!"
Lena: "I meant to pick up some guacamole from that place you love."
Stef: "Oh its so good too."
Lena: "Sorry, Mariana called me, then Jude needed me for something and I just forgot."
Stef: "Remember when you used to love me?"
Lena: "Don't do that it makes me feel terrible."
Stef: "I guess, salsa will be fine, I just.
Stef: Will you marry me?
Lena: I thought you would never ask.
Stef (to Lena about the girls' condition): Got it, and if their hair is on fire we just smile and say nothing.
Stef (while under the influence of marijuana cookies): Is this a working tub? It's so big like two people can fit in here. Have you ever done that?